Conan: Now if you had had a broomstick or a wand, it would have been fun in your life to like take it to a pub or something.

Tom: Yeah…I mean, you say that; I mean, it does sound good when you first say that, but the amount of times I’ve had heard, you know, ‘Got your want with you, mate?’ or, ‘Where’s your broomstick?’ Oh, and, ‘How did you get here? On your broomstick?’ And, it is quite funny the first few times, but, lord, I’ve heard it so many times that it would, uh, spark further interrogation if I did actually bring a wand or a broomstick.

Conan: Well I mean, if they’re like, ‘Where’re you…?’ take it out and STAB ‘EM WITH IT!

Tom: Further good advice, I love it.