M: oh god I’d probably marry Prim because she’s the only person who I could probably stand around me for long intervals of time
F: lol this is gonna sound so strange, but I would probably fuck SLJ….i don’t really have an explanation for that THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Get drunk with: HAHAHA omfg Kreacher drunk would be so strange, he would probably just trow racial slurs around the whole time while getting ever more shammered c: